442 and counting.
1. Your little pocket wingman
2. Pocket wingman!
3. A wingman that won’t swoop in.
4. You did have something in your teeth
5. Yes you do have something in your teeth. Well you did.
6. Brush Brush Flush (don’t flush these, throw them away)
7. Date night’s relief pitcher
8. Date night’s last chance
9. Date night doesn’t have to be conservative
10. Go ahead, get the garlic bread
11. Onion rings? Ain’t no thang.
12. Onions rings can still lead to other things.
13. The story of how onion rings didn’t kill the night.
14. A tale of an Italian smorgasbord that still ended in intimacy.
15. Make sure she is staring at your smile, not what’s in it
16. Hundred dollar dinner, 50¢ smile
17. When 50 cents makes you feel like 100 bucks.
18. Banaka only masks the problem.
19. For the clean freak who doesn’t have room in her purse
20. For neat Nancy who can’t carry an electric tooth brush to the movies
21. Sorry Neat Nancy, no electric toothbrushes in the movies.
22. So discrete, even gingivitis won’t see it coming
23. Why bring an electric tooth brush to a food fight
24. Purse dentistry
25. Pocket dentistry
26. It’s like a trip to the dentist, without the small talk. Or the dentist.
27. Like a dentist-less dentist appointment.
28. When there’s something green, in your frontal tooth. Who you gonna call?
29. Make garlic your friend again.
30. Hug an onion with no tears or fears.
31. Did you know you could eat an onion like an apple?
32. Onion tears are for Italian telenovela grandmothers.
33. Who says garlic can’t be an aphrodisiac?
34. You should get coffee after the meal.
35. Coffee after the meal? Done deal.
36. Coffee or dessert? Both.
37. Kick back at bacteria.
38. Get back bacteria! (Yes, it’s in your mouth, grow up)
39. The line between bad date and good date.
40. The thin film line between good date and bad date.
41. Put WISP on your list
42. Put WISP on your grocery lispt
43. Flossing sold separately
44. WISPs away to another land. A land of sparkle teeth.
45. In the land of sparkle teeth, WISP is emperor!
46. Never say jalapeNO.
47. More like jalapeYES
48. It’s like a little baby tooth brush. Who hates babies?
49. WISP away to a land of pearly white smile dreams
50. Fresh breath wind gusts any WISPical, magical day.
51. WISPer your mouth sweet nothings and WISP away sweets.
52. Business lunch doesn’t have to mean salad.
53. Business meeting? More like business meating.
54. Only fear getting Thai on your tie.
55. Too spicy? You should only fear getting Thai on your tie.
56. Look at the bright side. In your rearview mirror.
57. Great smiles are one in a million. WISP can improve those numbers
58. One in a million smile? We’ll make it one to one.
59. One in a million smile? Let us cut that number in half.
60. WISP laughs at your lunch.
61. WISP says go ahead and sleep in before work.
62. WISP likes the challenge of a snooze alarm on a workday
63. Let’s see how late you can push that snooze alarm
64. Start toast. Shower. Eat Toast. Get dressed. Car. WISP. Work.
65. Wake up. Shower. Clothes. Breakfast. Drive. WISP. Work.
66. Wake up. Walk of shame. WISP.
67. The three w’s: Wake up. Walk of shame. WISP.
68. Work. Coffee. Work. Coffee. Work. Coffee. WISP. Board Meeting.
69. Work. Coffee. WISP. Dinner Date. Brush up before the important things
70. Brush up on the important things.
71. A few extra minutes studying their dating profile. Brush up on the important things
72. Run through your presentation one last time. Brush up on the important things
73. Enjoy that last cigarette before going cold turkey. Brush up on the important things
74. Let your wife complain about your in-laws before family dinner. Brush up on the important things
75. Morning glory before the walk of shame? Brush up on the important things
76. Stick around for breakfast before that walk of shame. Brush up on the important things
77. Learn how to make a tinfoil meal over a campfire. Brush up on the important things
78. Try and fool your dentist right before your check up. Brush up on the important things
79. The best feeling 3 and a half inches you’ll put in your mouth.
80. Is that a WISP in your pocket?
81. Must be happy to see me.
82. WISP’s freshness bead will melt in your mouth not in your pants/purse
83. This little freshness bead, might lead to a big commitment jewel
84. Like an ant, this little product can carry a large responsibility
85. Ant-like strength in a toothpick like body
86. Brushing your teeth and hoarding approved
87. Teeth brushing and collecting disposable single use items, hello TLC
88. It’s the littlest detail that led to you son.
89. If I hadn’t used one, I don’t know if we’d be married today.
90. If only I had a WISP instead of an old travel brush.
91. When you see that Amazonian goddess walk over, a mint won’t cut it.
92. When square jaw McPecktorals sits next to you, are you going to talk into your glass?
93. “Oh, hello mysterious stranger, nice to meet you”- Broccoli
94. “So do we have a deal? I can draw up the paperwork” –Garlic Mashed Potatoes
95. “That’s why I’d be a fit for your company” –Spinach
96. “Hello gorgeous, can I have your number?” –Jalapeno Poppers
97. “I’d like to ask for your daughters hand in marriage” –Corn on the Cob
98. “Ok class, open your books to page 36” –Espresso
99. Is that your husband’s breath or the dog’s stocking stuffer.
100. So overworked you can’t remember if you are even wearing socks?
101. You’re overworked. Are you even wearing underwear? WISPs in the drawer.
102. One night business trip. No need for a wet, weak bristled travel brush.
103. So long to weak willed travel toothbrushes.
104. Goodbye limp bristles.
105. Ta-ta perma-wet suitcase brush.
106. Buenevindos my petri dish portable toothbrush. (does that mean welcome and/or goodbye)
107. Look out for the bristle missiles.
108. You don’t need a bristle missile.
109. Why use a bristle missile, your WISP will destroy all tooth enemies
110. How does something so small, make such a big impact?
111. Think small, smile big.
112. Pocket sized bristle missile.
113. Bristle missile locked, loaded, ready to fight.
114. One bead to rule them all.
115. Coffee is no match for a WISP’s Bristle missile.
116. The most power your pocket has ever had
117. Your phone doesn’t have an app for fresh breathe
118. Google can’t defeat gingivitis
119. What’s an LED screen if you can’t even smile on it
120. A toothless smile is Standard definition in a HD world
121. Your touch screen won’t make your mouth clean.
122. Without fresh breath, you’ll need a laptop to act as a barrier
123. Your little monkey cleaned his teeth, but you didn’t have time too
124. When you are brushing your little one’s teeth, you run out of time for yours.
125. Brush your teeth, while brushing theirs.
126. Time can be precious when taking care of your precious one.
127. When they have to run, you do too.
128. When they have to run, we’ll run with you.
129. Take one when you are on the run, cause they won’t stop.
130. They won’t stop so you can clean up. Take every second you can.
131. Every second is valuable, when you’re mom
132. Every moment is integral when you’re dad.
133. Daddy rarely gets a break. Use each second wisely.
134. Mom doesn’t always have time. Use yours accordingly.
135. As a WISP of excitement rushes over you.
136. A WISP of confidence is all you need.
137. Just a WISP of bright, will lighten your entire day.
138. WISP away all of your worries.
139. Let a WISP of excitement wash over her.
140. Oh, here comes a WISP of boldness.
141. Be WISPful in the face of adversity.
142. Be WISPful when its time to climb the ladder
143. Be WISPful on the first date.
144. Be WISPful on the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd dates.
145. Be WISPful for your mother in law.
146. Be WISPful to the girl at the end of the bar.
147. Be WISPful on the dance floor.
148. Dance WISPfully.
149. Smile WISPfully.
150. Engage WISPfully.
151. Love WISPfully.
152. WISPfully yours.
153. WISP my heart away
154. WISPer sweet nothings.
155. WISPer in my ear, my dear.
156. WISPer softly or WISPer boldly.
157. WISP boldly. Always.
158. WISPer quietly, engage boldly.
159. WISPer softly, speak confidently
160. Quiet in practice, bold in execution.
161. Want to know the secret to success? I’ll WISPer it in your ear.
162. Let me WISPer the key to success in your ear.
163. Why did you go all the way home to brush up
164. In my day, I had to walk two miles to brush my teeth before lunch.
165. Get with the times; you don’t have to trudge through snow to get your teeth cleaned.
166. Modern man tosses his toothbrush upon each use.
167. A modern man can clean his teeth and drive, with one hand!
168. A modern man will order nachos at a business meeting.
169. The modern woman does her make up at home and her teeth in the car.
170. Eat your cereal at home, brush on the bus.
171. The best part of bar hopping is not having to wait in line for the bathroom.
172. No need to make bar bathroom small talk.
173. You’ll have a 1,000,000 dollar smile for 2.
174. Feel like a million bucks, confidence like a billion.
175. 2 dollars goes a long way toward flirting supremacy.
176. Cause you can’t ogle with broccoli in your teeth.
177. Who makes small talk with garlic breath
178. Second dates are built merely on chemistry.
179. Its not just first impressions, the fourteenth one can kill the night too.
180. Make eyes across the room. Now make them up close.
181. Why make eyes across the room, when you can get up close and personal.
182. Face to Face > via Skype
183. Holding hands > holding a cellphone
184. Loving embrace > bitter beer face
185. Loving hug > Facebook poking
186. The term cut a rug shouldn’t apply to your breath
187. For when sugar and spice aren’t nice.
188. Don’t smell like a worm eating early bird.
189. It takes more than just an apple a day to stay healthy
190. When its time to go but you’re not ready to keep up appearances.
191. On the go or before the show.
192. Between meals or waiting in line for Xmas deals
193. On the bus, there's no fuss.
194. On a rush to the airport? They’re easy to transport
195. Late for a meeting, they're the only thing you will need
196. Hot date? Fresh breath can't wait.
197. Running late? Bet a quick brush would be great.
198. Hearty meal, no need for a stank mouth feel
199. No one wants the stank mouth
200. Don't let the dentists win
201. In the battle against stank mouth, WISPs are Excalibur.
202. Defending your mouth kingdom against the cavity calvary.
203. Your strongest ally in this game of gums
204. Don't grin and bare it. Just grin.
205. Don't put on appearances. Put on an appearance.
206. Let your smile sparkle
207. Let your smile sparkle turn into a spark
208. Chemistry. From elements in your mouth to heat between loved ones
209. Never fear the bead
210. The flavor bead is what you need
211. Small package. Large punch
212. Small packages. Large smiles.
213. Small pack. Big smile.
214. Simple design. Made for execution
215. Rip. Brush forth. Brush back. Toss smile
216. In a world of plaque, we’re the trophy
217. Ina world of cavities, we’re the grand canyon
218. In a world of enamel, you’ll be enamored
219. Be enamored with your enamel
220. Get to the root of root canals
221. Sailing the canals of roots to Babylon
222. Sailing the canals of roots to Babylon. Or Babe-alon
223. Fluoride the root canals to babe-alon
224. Let your crowns sparkle like a crown
225. The crown jewel of crowns
226. Everyone deserves a scepter to match their crowns
227. You deserve crowns good enough for a king
228. A queen’s crowns, for a peasant worth
229. Crowns worthy of royalty
230. Your crowns deserve the polish of royalty
231. Let WISPs be the scepter to your royal crowns
232. A mighty, WISPical king and his crowns
233. The fair queen and her WISPical crowns
234. Don’t let your crowns become jewels of denial
235. Be the WISPical prince of her dreams
236. A WISPical princess the knights would fight for.
237. Its only oral history if you speak it
238. You two won’t make history if you don’t speak it.
239. History is told about the winners. No one want’s an orator with bad breath
240. Oral history must be passed down with mouths wide.
241. Its not oral tradition if people can’t listen.
242. It won’t be oral tradition if people can’t focus. Bad breath makes you history.
243. Oral tradition is rooted in fresh breath and fresher storytelling
244. When technology crashes, we’ll have to talk to each other. Make it pleasant.
245. When we can’t talk with our phones, our faces will be in High definition.
246. After the fall, oral tradition will be en vogue. So will your teeth.
247. After the apocalypse, oral tradition will return. Talk about the history, not your breath.
248. When oral tradition is all we have left, don’t waste it talking about halitosis.
249. “All hail halitosis”-No One
250. “Fresh breath is for narcissists” –Nobody
251. “I love coffee teeth”-a lonely person
252. “You smell like garlic butter”, Excitedly, Paula Deen
253. “A kiss upon onioned lips, never sweeter” –recluse poet
254. “Why brush, when you can go to the dentist everyday” –The American Dental Association
255. Tartar or tarter sauce, brush it away.
256. More bite for your buck.
257. A product with more bite.
258. Bite, fight, then bite again.
259. Allow more bite in your night
260. WISPs can put more bite in your night.
261. 5 out of 5 dentists approve of brushing your teeth. Make more opportunities.
262. 5 out of 5 dentists agree on teeth brushing, so find time for it.
263. 5 out of 5 dentists like the idea of brushing your teeth regularly.
264. 0 out of 5 dentists would tell you not to brush your teeth after a big meal.
265. 0 out of 5 dentists disagree with portable brushing utensils.
266. 5 out of 5 dentists would use a WISP right now. They totally are obsessed with their teeth.
267. 5 out of 5 dentist responded to our survey. How about that. Now go buy some WISPs.
268. 5 out of 5 dentists have no barring on your teeth. WISPs can though.
269. 5 out of 5 dentists surveyed don’t know you. But you can get to know WISPs very well.
270. 5 out of 5 dentists have dental degrees. This fact brought you by WISPs, the smart choice.
271. 5 out of 5 dentists use the swish and spit method. This fact brought you by WISPs, the smart choice.
272. 5 out of 5 dentists talk to you with your mouth full. This fact brought you by WISPs, the smart choice.
273. 5 out of 5 dentists will hound you for appointments. This fact brought you by WISPs, the smart choice.
274. 5 out of 5 dentists have calm waiting rooms and terrifying instruments. This fact brought you by WISPs, the smart choice.
275. 5 out of 5 dentists speak condescendingly. This fact brought you by WISPs, the smart choice.
276. 5 out of 5 dentists will make you bleed. This fact brought you by WISPs, the smart choice.
277. 5 out of 5 dentists will give you candy. That’s messed up. This fact brought you by WISPs, the smart choice.
278. 5 out of 5 dentists love Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors. This fact brought you by WISPs, the smart choice.
279. 5 out of 5 dentists’ favorite tool is the one that sounds like nails on a chalkboard. This fact brought you by WISPs, the smart choice.
280. 5 out of 5 dentists love shining that globe light in your eyes. This fact brought you by WISPs, the smart choice.
281. Have you ever met a dentist that didn’t have an unnerving laugh? Avoid the dentist with WISPs
282. Avoid the dentist with WISPs.
283. Push that appointment back 6 extra months with WISPs.
284. WISP: Dentist’s number one enemy.
285. WISP, we don’t want to put dentists out of business, but if it happens…
286. WISP want you to eat that garlic bread. No, it challenges you to.
287. WISPs dares you to go to that new Italian place.
288. WISP gets excited on pizza night.
289. WISP lives for spinach salads
290. WISP needs you to get the ribs. Extra saucy.
291. WISPs ain’t afraid of no onion rings.
292. WISP’s live for buffets.
293. While a buffet may be an awkward choice for a date, it still has a chance.
294. While bobbing for onions seems questionable, it doesn’t have to be out of the question.
295. Second date, pepper eating challenge? Go get’em tiger.
296. These buffalo wings aren’t going to eat themselves.
297. How can one nacho possibly be enough?
298. Garlic bread for everyone! WISPs for the smart ones.
299. A mint masks the problem, a WISPs destroys it.
300. It ain’t a potluck without a bowl of WISPs at the door.
301. Why mints at the door? How about some WISPs
302. A mint masks the problem, a WISP eradicates it. In transit!
303. Toothpicks? We’ve got to have more between us than that
304. It’s easy to take things at surface level, but lets brush deeper.
305. Why hello there, welcome to wine country.
306. Say hello to wine country and goodbye to the red teeth
307. Say hello to a brighter you.
308. WISPer hello to a brighter you
309. Stank breath. Second date serial killer.
310. Funky mouth. First base’s enemy number 1.
311. Coffee teeth. The romance rejecter.
312. Halitosis. The silent killer.
313. Spinach gums. A promotion’s worst nightmare.
314. Mr. Yellow teeth. Someone no one wants to meet.
315. Miss putrid pallet. The friend you don’t call back.
316. Dr. Dank Grin. Your prescription to loneliness.
317. Sir Stinky Molars. Royalty of the High Odor!
318. Maybe it’s merely a flicker, but it can light a whole room.
319. Let your wisp light the whole room.
320. A wisp and a smile, light up the room for a while
321. A wisp will lead the way, the light come from within you.
322. Let the wisp take lead, you follow in step
323. Wisp, the difference between clean and CLEAN.
324. We put the Wisp in Wonderful.
325. We put the clean in Spotless Wonderment.
326. We put the wisp in Clingworthy Creature
327. Put the wisp in Enigmatic Aura.
328. Put the wisp in Jaw-droppingly Approachability.
329. Put the wisp in Heart to Heart Alchemy
330. It is a wisp that causes fits of unbridled boogying.
331. It must be wisp that educes spontaneous hand embrace
332. Of course a wisp brings forth in bulk valentine splurging.
333. If a wisp can bring about love, can it bring world peace?
334. If wisps can cause smiles among strangers, what if we bring them to the Gaza Strip?
335. A wisp by any other name, is just a bundle of straw.
336. A wisp by any other name, is a puff of smoke and mirrors.
337. A wisp by any other name is just a bee misspelling.
338. A wisp by any other name is a misspelling bee.
339. Hey molar, wisp you!
340. Up your gums with a wisp pal.
341. WISPen’t I talking to you? Cause my mouth is wide open.
342. WISPn’t it a beautiful day for smiling at strangers.
343. Wispn’t it the perfect time to go Christmas caroling?
344. Give your walk of shame a fresh start.
345. Push that afternoon delight to the early morning.
346. You don’t have to get out of bed to kick start some hanky-panky.
347. Stolen kisses? Why not enjoy the bounty a little longer?
348. Kissing cousins should only be dirty from a relationship standpoint. Clean your mouth, then your mind.
349. Give it a few quick strokes. Clean your mouth, then your mind.
350. Get in there deep. Clean your mouth, then your mind.
351. You can handle it with one hand. Clean your mouth, then your mind.
352. It doesn’t start wet, but it gets that way. Clean your mouth, then your mind.
353. Don’t be afraid to get in between the crevasses. Clean your mouth first, then your mind.
354. A nice back and forth motion should do the trick. Clean mouth, dirty mind.
355. Don’t be afraid to get your hands on as many as possible. Clean Mouth Dirty mind.
356. We’re used to getting used and tossed aside. Clean Mouth, dirty mind.
357. It’s hard to believe something this valuable can just get tossed away.
358. How can something this valuable just get tossed in the garbage?
359. It would be priceless, but we do have overhead.
360. It works mysteriously enough to be considered a witch. Floats in water too.
361. Floats in water, seems to get your mouth unfathomably clean. Is it a witch?
362. You can’t always be perfect, but you can be prepared
363. Its not always about discipline, but about adaptation
364. When its down to you versus them, a wisp of confidence befalls you
365. In a room full of guys, it’s your wisp of ease that wins the day
366. Just wisp it, in to shape
367. Wisp it, Wisp it good.
368. Wisp those teeth into shape
369. Give the gift of grins
370. Share the secret to smiles
371. Conjure up another’s confidence
372. Bless a loved one with portable confidence
373. Grant a friend spontaneous revitalization
374. Just when you thought you couldn’t say another word
375. Just as you feared going back out into the world
376. You’ll never fret or regret, if you don’t forget you wisps
377. T’was a quiet post-Thanksgiving meal. That’s why you can’t forget your wisp.
378. For when you want to get a word in edgewise
379. Your mother-in-law needs to be interrupted. Never forget a wisp
380. Thompson is bombing the pitch meeting. Never forget.
381. This car couldn’t possibly be worth this much. Never forget a wisp
382. “Speak now or forever hold their peace” never forget a wisp
383. “I don’t usually kiss on the first date, but…” Never forget a wisp
384. “After dinner, tell me all about your trip” Better WISPer it.
385. “Good morning, beautiful…” Hope you WISPered it
386. Have you ever tried to remove spinach with a toothpick? Amateur.
387. Yeah, a chalky week old mint will help. Bush league.
388. Keep chomping away at that gum, you look positively charming. Dunce.
389. Sure, use that napkin to wipe off your teeth. Simpleton
390. Your tongue is for tasting, not scratching at enamel. Cretin.
391. Gingivitis suicide bomber.
392. Soldier in the “holy moly, your breath stinks” war.
393. For when your mouth feels, well, rancid.
394. Your grandma deserves better than to awkwardly walk away from your face.
395. This conversation will end in three, two, one…
396. Yeah, you should get the check after that business lunch. Ribs, really?
397. Sorry mom, I thought you would enjoy the extra garlic bread.
398. Extra garlic bread. Side of peppermint wisp, please.
399. I’ll take one more glass of Pinot Noir, and a pack of icy bubble wisps for dessert
400. Spinach salad, with the Wisps on the side, if you don’t mind.
401. Thousands of years of dental care, simplified.
402. The advancements in oral hygiene just got advanceder. (or more advance, sorry Dr.)
403. Science just put a dentist, in, your, pocket.
404. IF only making dental appointments could be this simple. Or painless.
405. Ten bucks says dentists get replaced with wisps in 5 years. Just saying.
406. I don’t salvage your night, I make it. I’m Wisp, looking sharp.
407. I’m not a lifesaver, I’m a life coach. Moving forward, call me Wisp.
408. Predicting the future isn’t my thing, making it possible is. Hey, I’m Wisp.
409. When the night is just starting, I’ll be there. I’ll be there when it ends, too.
410. No need to thank me, you’ve made my life’s purpose worthwhile. Gratefully, Wisp
411. When life gets cruddy, I’ll help you dust off and get back to it.
412. You can’t win them all, but you can look sharp trying.
413. Remember when you could just let your teeth rot? Those were baby teeth.
414. Because you only want your baby teeth to fall out
415. Not everyone can pull off the homeless look
416. Seek American innovation to avoid British teeth
417. Because your teeth should only fall out as a child
418. Kids start investing that tooth fairy money now
419. The tooth fairy won’t come to your loft, time to grow up.
420. The tooth fairy doesn’t adjust for inflation, is that dollar worth the missing teeth?
421. I hope you put all that tooth fairy money into an Roth IRA
422. The tooth fairy only accepts baby teeth.
423. Just cause you act like a baby doesn’t mean the tooth fairy will accept your bounty
424. Acting like a baby won’t get your baby teeth recognition- The Tooth Fairy
425. Billy thought his teeth would keep growing back every time they fell out. Silly Billy.
426. Susan didn’t think they would smell the funk from her lunch. Oh, they did.
427. Paul loves garlic bread. His girlfriend doesn’t like garlic bread breath. Paul’s single now.
428. Tiffany forgot to brush before going to work. Some much for getting good tips today Tiffany.
429. Hank drinks 3 cups of coffee before his date tonight. Uh oh, Hank is stuck in the friend zone.
430. You aren’t a 14th century King, time to embrace innovation.
431. Yes, Einstein might have been confused by a WISP, but it doesn’t take one to use it.
432. Magellan may not have discovered proper hygiene, but that doesn’t mean you can’t
433. Napoleon may have been short on cleanliness, though keeping you clean is a short feet.
434. Oreos or celery? WISP knows the answer.
435. Double shot of espresso or a soda water? WISP knows what will get you through the day.
436. Doritos or bok choy? WISP doesn’t even know what bok choy is.
437. Jalapeño poppers or a fruit plate? WISP knows which one feels like a proper happy hour.
438. What the hell is bok choy? Go eat something bad for you.
439. What are these brussels sprouting? Go eat something bad for you.
440. What the kale are you putting on that plate? Go eat something bad for you.
441. You should get beet for cooking that red junk. Go eat something bad for you.
442. Ahhh, lettuce, don’t you love the taste of emptiness? Go eat something bad for you.