The Enemy Guns by Devotchka

MUSICA:The Enemy Guns VOZ: DeVotchKa TRILHA SONORA INTERNACIONAL MEU PEDACINHO DE CHÃO - http://www.midiatotal.net/2014/04/the-enemy-guns-devotchka-trilha-meu.html Musica que tocou na chegada do Doutor Renato (Bruno Fagundes) na Vila de Santa Fé Também Trilha sonora do filme Pequena Miss Sunshine (Little Miss Sunshine) *** Oh my love Here in our darkest hour It

I had the great fortune to be introduced to Devotchka this past Friday. Ahhh. The energy, the uniqueness of the instruments, the deep-haunt of lead singer Nick Urata voice, and they had a traipse artist. I mean damn was it a beautiful sight. The packed, sold out crowd at First Ave was enthusiastically moved by the display, while I felt like I was being let in on secret. No doubt they have a large and loyal following, but something this unique is only for the brave with ambiguous taste. 

Sarah Silverman Live!

Objects in photo are closer and less blurry than they appear.

Objects in photo are closer and less blurry than they appear.

So I was privy to seeing Ms Sarah Silverman perform at the U of M last night. Anyone who has seen her before knows that she carries the stigma of being a shock comic. She does touch on a number of taboo subjects but it is a great disservice to say she isn’t a smart performer, writer, and snap quick comedienne. Possibly her best portion of the show was when she opened up to the crowd for Q & A. Sarah and her opener and question regulating side kick Tig Notaro, managed to deflect, embrace, and convert what were mostly asinine questions including the prerequisite buzz words ‘penis’ or ‘vagina’ into split second side splitting humor. Highlights of the Q & A were as simple as asking a gentleman if he knew he was gay when prompted with the question of his never ending singledom, to the complex when she called back a previous raunchy question about blowjobs to answer how to solve world hunger (paraphrasing: “Get a bunch of horny dudes to go over to Africa to tell those kids ‘suck my dick’, I mean its protein”). 

All in all it was a great night of comedy, which I though was pretty evident until leaving my friend and I overheard a patron complaining about her transitions between jokes. Not sure what they were watching, I guess the segue between her childhood showering with her mom’s 70’s Jew bush and having her eyebrow (singular) waxed wasn’t evident enough. I might have payed closer attention to each transition, but I was too busy laughing and enjoying myself. 

written by Airreck

An Open Letter to Rainbow Foods Customers

Hi, my name is Eric.

I'm here to buy a loaf of bread, some yogurt and a bag of apples. I see you have a cart. That is nice. Doing all of the shopping for the week? The kids no doubt need their sugar cereals and frozen pizzas. Gushers, nom nom nom. Chips galore, cookies, pop, Axe body spray, tatter tots, Brawny towels, etc. With those last few choices, its starting to look like a weird orgy/ potluck. The excitement of possible fornication and carb loading seems to left you with an inability to scan all of your items properly. Nope missed the laser again, try once more. There you go, only 50 more things to scan. Glad you chose to go to the self service line. Is it because you thought it would be faster then someone who works here doing it? Cause all the people in those lines will be gone by the time you start trying to put coupons in the machine. Is it to build up your independence? Did Coach McKowski tell you that you'd never amount to anything in gym class? You'll show him. "I scanned all my own groceries! Fuck you McKowski!" That's no way to make up for a lackluster breaststroke. Why are you wasting everyone's time? The self service is for 15 items or less. Maybe 20. Exceptions are made for competence and you seem to lack this. You can't put it back in your cart after scanning... Come on. Now the weight scale is off. Yep look around like a deer who wandered out of the woods into the express lane. Deers don't like Funyons, and neither will you. You are holding everything up, you should be Bambi-ed*. Finally you're done. Watch It takes me 90 seconds to scan and pay. That's what this aisle is for. Now I can leave. Sigh... Oh how lovely. Guess who's significant other has been idling in the middle of the parking aisle that whole time, blocking traffic, saving a good spot. Invest in Simon Delivers, and save yourself the perpetual sweating and putting on your best sweats.

Love,

Eric

*Bambi's mom was the one that got shot. If Bambi had been shot, it would have resembled a deer version of In The Bedroom. Marisa Tomei would make a hot doe, though. 

Thumper... an inside job?

Thumper... an inside job?

LOST and Found

Here are my 2-cents on LOST. For those of you lucky enough to have finished the series, carry on. To those that are currently watching or may watch it in the future, there will be some SPOILERS in the following paragraphs.

Right off the bat, the finale was great. It went out on a high note while doing everything that LOST does well: drama, action, comedy, love, death, science fiction, good, evil, black, white, gray, faith, chance, the grounded and the ridiculous. It answered questions and, yes, it threw out some new ones. Frustrating? Maybe, but it is the sort of thing the show does and it will allow it to be debated for the next few months, then onto the power of dvd and syndication, well basically forever. The show is easily one of the best series ever produced and it did it through a serialized structure for six years. Oh, and it was on network TV, where creativity dies when ratings drop.

Through my readings on the Internet and the Twitter, people either seem to be on board with the finale or dead set against it. Some even go so far as to say it was a waste of six years. Wrong. If one episode made it a waste of six years than you need to reevaluate your rating system. That's like eating a basket of fries and crying because there was no ketchup left for the last one. You weren't complaining about all those other fries, and if that last fry had been made correctly to your specifications, some of the other fries would have been over done. Or digested too quickly. Too salty. Ugh, the extra brown one. You get the idea.

What so many people overlook is that the show has always been about the characters. The first and last shots are of Jack's point of view. Yes they crashed on this island. Yes Charlie is all "Where are we?” Yes, there is a pillar of smoke and polar bears, four toed statues, barracks, hatches, electromagnetism and time traveling bunnies. But none of that means anything unless it affects this motley crew. LOST is how these people feel, the island is just a place that tests their all of their depth, defects, and feelings. Half of the story of LOST has taken place off the island, so why is so much dependent on that being completely fleshed out?

As soon as surly, suicidal Jack uttered to Kate "We have to go BACK!!" it was obvious that getting off the island isn't the point of the show, other than a metaphor. Live together, die alone. Those words have been uttered countless times throughout the series, and most of these people were simply islands when they arrived. Divorced, widowed, without lost lovers, literally and figuratively without fathers, adopted, pregnant from deadbeat boyfriends, liver-less, and broken. The island tested their survival, and they each had to grow. Once they grew, they were given peace. Some saw it on the island, like everyone's favorite ice cream swirl Rose and Bernard. Most got to see it through the afterlife, or at least found that they could look back upon their time on earth and try to make amends for what they have done.

There wasn’t a more beautiful scene in the final time Locke and Ben spoke. Ben, who truly was one of the good guys, didn't feel he was ready to move on after the horrible choices he has made. Locke, who now knows what Ben was fighting for and fighting against, forgives him. It’s a step in the right direction, as is his time served as the Richard to Hugo's Jacob. But he has to be completely at peace before he can move on. Michael and Eko were not there in the church in the finale. Though it is known that the actor who played Eko (I'm too lazy to look up his real name, and its 38 letters and two hyphens) wanted more money, he may not have been at peace on the island. Michael was not, that's why he is stuck there. But a small part of me realizes that's ok because it meant that Walt got to live a normal life in New York, probably followed by pro ball cause the kid was like 6'8" by the Season 3 finale. Was he special? Yep, do I wish we got more of him? Yep. But in this world they created, there are probably countless Hugo's, Walt's, Miles', and Locke's.

Don't forget the Desmond's, brotha. His uncorking of he electo-pool was a favorite scene of mine as was the following scene of Jack being baptized in the yellow stream after re-corking it. To have John Locke live on through Jack allows the show to come full circle and gives Locke the respect that he was due after so much heartache. I'm not exactly the religious type, but the death of Jeremy Bentham was the sign that Jack needed to go back. The others ended up coming along, but it meant nothing until their tried and true leader stepped up. Jack haters can hate, but he has always had the best interest of the group in mind, even when it didn't work. Locke did to, even when they opposed. It really was faith and science merging that saved everyone. Some escaped the island, to take care of their babies, spend all their diamond money, or in the case of Richard and Frank, unbutton their shirts and sip Mai Tai's. Others perished. Hurley and Ben marched the island on. The cycle I'm sure continued, they come, they steal, they murder, etc. While it may have always ended the same on the island, in death none of these people had to die alone. Now they just have to wait for the next airdrop of Dharma ranch.

All of LOST's allure can summed up in the moments where Jack is convincing Hurley to be the next Jacob. Tense, emotional, faithful, growth, and humor. Hurley was scared to take the job, but he did, because Jack believes he could handle it. That scene worked not because Hurley talked to dead people but because we know he lacked confidence. We know this because of all the time we spent watching him struggle with weight, sanity, luck, and love. Was there some crazy sci-fi going on there? Sure there was, but who cares. All I saw was two friends sacrificing something for each other and everyone else they cared about. It was a beautiful scene, a beautiful finale, and a fabulous send off. Now what am I going to watch?