King Kong

Last week I was recapping an old conversation I had with my friend ChickLit about Denzel Washington and his depth of characters. In the original conversation, a burgeoning director fiend and movie buff stated that Denzel was incapable of playing a character of low stature. At the time, I couldn't quite agree with him. When recapping said convo with ChickLit, I realized I had come full circle on the idea. Everyone he plays is a strong willed, emotionally firm, fist pounding, top of his lungs yelling, badass. Even when he plays struggling characters, bad guys, or even “quiet” characters, they seem to have at least one moment where he stares someone in the face and says something along the lines of “King Kong ain’t got shit on me!” I believe that quote was directed at an HMO in John Q. 

Even Denzel playing mentally challenged would be the most strong willed person ever. “I will not ride on the SHORT BUS!!”

So I was not quite surprised to find him monopolizing my dreams last night. He had something to prove. It started with me hosting something of a Inside the Actors Studio episode. I asked him about his craft, his biggest iconic rolls. He told me about how he was starting to venture into improvised theater. This is probably the highlight of my dream, cut to a clip of him and Wayne Brady yelling. Denzel yelling in the scene and Brady yelling at him for yelling. It was classic. But then things got serious. We went to his home and met his wife. She walked us to the nursery where his very sick daughter was. It escapes me what was wrong with her health, but as Denzel started to cry at a level 8 or 9, I knew that if I didn’t wake up soon, I was destined to sit through John Q 2. Even my subconscious knows he cannot play a humble, chilled out character. Where is his Brad Pitt like disappearance into a small supporting role. Why not do a comedy. Don’t get me wrong, when Denzel is on, he is on. But I’m not a 45 year old black woman. Your smile and cackle works on Oprah, but not me. Just surprise me Denzel. I’m hoping King Kong still has nothing on you.